Saturday, May 19, 2012

Joe Gorga Gay

Joe Gorga stripped down at a gay bar…with his wife. Joe Gorganzola, a.k.a. Teresa‘s bruddah from The Real Housewives Of New Jersey, went to a gay bar in Manhattan with his wife, cast member Melissa Gorga, who is a “singer” now (her song is called “On Display,” although we’ll always prefer her priceless rendition of “Amazing Grace”). Anyway, they went to a gay bar called Boxers with some of the other cast members, and their peripheral family members (HI, ALBIE!) (RETURN OUR CALL, PLEEZ?), and Joe was unable to keep his top on. Literally. Not a metaphor. Yes, the guy is obviously very into his wife’s vagina (okay, that could be figurative or literal), but he also seems to fancy himself quite the gay bait. You know what they say: dress in drag once, cool; go to a gay bar, off comes the shirt!

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