Best of Housewife Quotes

“There’s a lot of different types of booties… you got your SpongeBob SquarePants, you know, big square booties… you got big donkey round booties that just come off the back, you know with the little shelf… Black men like a donkey booty, so if you want a black man, you gotta put some meat and potatoes on them bones.”
-- Phaedra Parks 

"You work hard, you give a lot of love, and you end up at the White House."
 -- Michaele Salahi  

" There are girls in the hood who don't know who they baby daddies are but they know their due date."

“I am no booty-licker … I don't like salty butt.”
-- Phaedra Parks, The Real Housewives of Atlanta

"I threw up the night before I came thinking Bethenny was going to freaking kill me, because she's tried to kill me so many times before.”
-- Kelly Bensimon

Danielle, you put the 'cont' in contradiction, biatch."
-- Teresa Giudice

“In the terms of, like, pecking order, my husband’s higher on the list.”
-- Camille Grammer

“‘You need to be nice to me; I’m bleeding out my ass. You need to be nice to me; my love tank’s not full.’ But when anybody else is going through something tough, you can say whatever the f**k you want about them.”
--Gretchen Rossi 

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